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I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful
Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ
and here I thought I was never going to be able to use this gif again
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats…
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough.
NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.
Omg and it was a compound? What other ingredients did you have to mix it with?! THAT wasn’t enough?!
that One Night will be your LAST night fuck around wit this shit dawg
Lol “skillfully combined with a handful of other ingredients”
These niggas said “fuck a cough” and “fuck everything”.
NIGHT NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER